The 50 Shades Of Buscemi

Jamie Dornan who?

And if Mr. Grey had hallucinated the face of Steve Buscemi??

Your most unspeakable dream has come true. Love. Intrigue. Sex, sublimated by phrases like: "bummer you scratched me!"

"Fifty Shades Of Buscemi" is that and much more. It's the fulfillment of your darkest fantasies.

Steve Buscemi is the coolest of Mr. Grey, more seductive.

He 's...

Polite.

Intense.

Smart.